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i hate dispatch.

this morning, i was riding the bus to work today and i picked up a copy of the metro. as i paged through the ad-ridden entertainment section, i saw a page announcing that dispatch, everyone’s favorite immortally brolovèd jamtards, were coming to boston for their summer “AMPLIFYING EDUCATION” tour. they’ve already sold out two shows at the garden and tickets are like, totes running out for the third date! that means something like 35,000 people from this area alone are going to see this band over the course of three days in june.

for those of you unaware, dispatch creates the most vanilla, snooze-inducing wannabe-folk fapoffs imaginable. they are the quintessential band for people who like rock music as stomach-churningly insipid as staind and godsmack and three doors down but also self-identify as hippies or members of some other “liberal” or “creative” subculture, so they join drum circles and look for songs with five-minute banjo solos to vibe out/play ultimate frisbee to. seriously, i can’t name another band whose fans are as homogeneous as dispatch’s, save for maybe insane clown posse’s (but at least juggalos are entertaining, as opposed to being milquetoast oxygen-wasters who make 18 to 34-year-olds who vote democrat seem like a boorish backward-visored mob of hackey sack players).

dispatch has been around for fifteen years or something like that. they’ve only got four studio albums to their name, but they’ve gone through the breakup-then-reform-n’-tour cycle a bunch of times since they stopped attempting to compose palatable new material. this has given them the unique ability of being able to make appearances in the favorite bands roster of two or maybe even three distinct generations of alterna-bros, meaning that a cool dad who knocked up his armpit hair-brandishing college girlfriend to the sounds of “hey hey” back in 1995 is probably gonna go get his d-patch on with his now-teenage son in tow at one or more of these shows. it’s like TV syndication. or a franchise.

the bulk of my problem with this band is a problem i’ve been finding i have with dozens of acts i see at boston shows these days. on friday night, i went to see The Rex Complex open for Ellis Ashbrook, two new york-based bands with metro boston ties. both of them were fabulous; both acts play with such bombastic abandon and unstaged-but-still-over-the-top vitriol, making for some good clean no-strings-attached fun. on the downside, though, they were accompanied by two bands who, while being very technically proficient and tolerable enough to listen to, played with not even a scrap of feeling or sincerity or passion, well, anything to give a fuck about. and that’s dispatch in a nutshell right there.

to go above and beyond the overall shittiness of these bands, the thing that may be most upsetting here is that so many people eat this aural excrement up with fork and spoon and zeal and never realize what else is out there. which two bands had the lion’s share of the attention on friday night? how many thousands of people are going to those dispatch shows? who’s going to labor in obscurity until they do something more commercially viable? the outcome of all this is still so predictable and predetermined. it’s as if people want to be bored by and disconnected from the contents of their iPod, as if  it would be unthinkable for them to peer outside the culture-box they’ve self-compartmentalized in. and it sucks.

ah, well. wake me up when “the general” ends.

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panda bear’s tomboy and the witch house of seven gables

so, i know there’s sort of a moratorium on reviewing albums that haven’t officially been released yet. but tomboy’s leaked all over the place, and well before it panda bear released almost every track on the album as a single, and it’s up streaming in its entirety on NPR until its official debut on tuesday. therefore, i think it would be alright for me to expound.

first of all, it’s no person pitch volume 2, which is good in most ways but not so good in a few. the not-so-good parts generally obtain to one thing i feel like panda is guilty of on these tracks. he is a master of simplicity, of paring things down to skeletal sketches: hell, see “my girls” if you need proof of that. but for some reason, on a few tracks here, he succumbed to an urge to tack too many things on to that core simplicity. take “slow motion,” for instance – i first heard it nearly a year ago last summer when it leaked alongside the album’s title track. the single/pre-album version is a thousand times preferable to what we actually get on the real tomboy, which takes that brilliant, eerie little piece of looped-and-relooped ingenuity and botoxes it up with unnecessary pockets of effected dissonance.

perhaps i’m getting too picky now that i’ve delved deeper into music making myself. but fear not as i have plenty of positivity to spin out about this album as well. the part of it that is most surprising is its hearkening back to panda’s pre-person pitch solo work (and the work of animal collective around that time as well) – the way it takes a young prayer-ish cue when the music starts to hug and close in around his voice during several of tomboy’s most powerful tracks, like opener “you can count on me” and the delightful nugget of beach boys-multiplied-by-avey tare joy known as  “surfer’s hymn.”

for all people say their favorite thing about animal collective is the way panda bear and avey tare approach music so differently, some of the best parts of this album are the parts where panda’s channeling his counterpart the most. “friendship bracelet,” which i fear is in certain danger of being overlooked by all but the most careful of listeners, is a bright little romp through the swamp avey took us to on last year’s underappreciated down there. “scheherezade” could have been culled from that record itself, ghostly as it is with its shimmering chimes and its chant-like vocals.

to me, the culmination of everything here and heretofore is “afterburner,” a spooling, hypnotic near-seven-minute ride through the fertile land panda bear has sewn at the intersection of techno, worldbeat, and that trademark animal collective-style ooey-gooey sample-folk beauty. it’s a lovely trance woven out of wavy echoes, plinking percussion, and the midi controlled guitar-strum haziness i now associate with all of this man’s music. a close second is “alsatian darn,” a cross pollination of the track “screens” from animal collective’s oddsac and the much-beloved (and much-parodied) person pitch opener, “comfy in nautica.” its stomps and claps and its multi-layered panda vocals and its gauzy, backlit instrumentation make for some real sublimity.

the bottom line of all this tl;dr is that tomboy might not be the nads-grabbing, blog-inspiring, relevance-showering critical spoogefest that was person pitch, but there’s plenty to love here too. i was happy to be able to hear many of these songs live when i saw mr. lennox at governor’s island last september and they are, for the most part, all the better for how they’ve been fleshed out since. i’m excited to see what animal collective will do next, as all of the parts of their sum have been up to some seriously stellar shit – except geo. he better get on the cool ship before it leaves port.

on another subject entirely, i have had the pleasure of both discovering the music and spending some time in the company of a band from brooklyn called warm ghost. their songs are the songs of unconsciousness; their debut uncut diamond ep is a somnambulatory affair, all slow-burning synths and lulling incantations. it’s a solid piece of work, but the band is encapsulated best when seen live. this past week, i caught them at tt the bear’s place in cambridge and also at a show at wesleyan university’s eclectic house (which i have to point out is a venue that sounds 50 times more awesome online than it is in person, replete as it is with, uh, “sassy” oblivious RAs that like to sit on merch).

live, the already-full sounds of the album become a bonafide wall of sound. from the lowest bass to the most quavery treble, it’s an immersion i haven’t experienced nearly enough with other bands. their sets varied from night to night, but both times i came away feeling mummified, wrapped up tight in the music and the dreamlike state it inspired. though herein lies a big journalistic conflict of interest, i do have to underline the strengths of their visual display. a sensory smorgasbord for sure, but one so intricately planned and executed as to seem a part of the music itself, the dew collecting on the spiderwebs of warm ghost’s sound, refracting everything into a luminescence that lingers on and on.

alright, kiddies. this yarn’s been spun. mama-tongs has to move on to more responsible (i.e., school-related) lawns. but if you’re still tuned in, i encourage you to spin the spit out of this shit. and let me know how you like it, too.

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various shit in a list because i’m too lazy to write a real post

1) in re: the post i put up on saturday – everything’s chill now, at least for the time being. sorry for the social-media-driven-attention-grabby drama. i was going to get into a more serious/well-thought out discussion on how music helps us (or at least some of us) cope, but i lost the ambition. in case you’re wondering, the ambition’s still in absentia.

2) apparently, a lot of people are after the “allston ladies’ room/great scott” post from this summer today (which i’d link to if i had any fucking idea how to do that in WP anymore). i hope they enjoy it, then listen to my tracks on soundcloud and judge me for the self-hating oblivious cliche-ridden hipster i allegedly am. INTERNET.

3) obligatory animal collective-related note: panda bear’s “slow motion” was used in last night’s episode of CSI. that was a little baffling, especially because it was pitted against this super-cheesy, super-crime-show-cliche montage of investigation/baggin’-n’-taggin’-shit clips. i guess noah still needs more money before he can put tomboy out. lol, etc.

4) agalloch’s new record marrow of the spirit is a fantastic piece of work. i’m still not entirely cool with their singer’s kinda-dani-filthy delivery, but the music is definitely forging its own path in the realm of metal. if you’re into sturm und drang, dirges, and well-produced bombastitude (that isn’t a word, although it very should be), please do give it a spin. specifically while walking around town on a chilly winter evening.

5) had i not been coming down with an illness/dealing with a wounded boyfriend, the great scott holiday party on sunday night would have been quite fun. the music, supplied by local bands girlfriends and you can be a wesley, was enjoyable enough (though not 100% my thing; please, please tell me where i can go to freaky experimental/psychedelic/electronic/whacko shit in boston).

but what is it with all the pretentious formatting these days? girlfriends said they had music available in 7″ vinyl and cassettes. i get vinyl, although i myself would never buy it, but fucking cassettes? there is nothing good or redeemable about a cassette. possibly one could make a lame argument for the “mixtape vibe,” but fuck that. seriously. at any rate, you can put your shit on any…shit you want to put it on, and people can go ahead and collect all of it – do what you love and fuck the rest and all – but please also make mp3s/something useful to the other 99.9% of us available as well. /endrant

6) all i want for christmas is a friggin’ microkorg. or, well, a korg m3. but i’ll settle for a microkorg.

microkorg

d’awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. oh man, get it, DAW? digital audio workstation? LOL.

yep, i need to get off the fucking computer.

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