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dontcha love a recession?

dontcha love a recession?

okay, so, some of you are probably like, “big deal, portland is big because it’s got a lot of park space and it’s kinda rainy – how are those legitimate reasons to leave?”

allow me to assure you that i’ve only hit the tip of the iceberg here. above, we see another humongous factor in this decision: the staggering unemployment rate.

the bureau of labor statistics recently brought that estimate down to about 8%, but an article on the portland business journal website said there’s around 100,000 people looking for work in the area and that 4,200 jobs were lost in the month of march. unemployment statistics are already notorious for being bullshit, but this 8% figure seems especially spurious.

i’m not sure what this article defines as “the area,” but the city of portland is home to less than 600,000. take out about 25% of that to account for people who are either too young or too old to be working, and that leaves us with 450,000. so, even skewing things generously puts things at more like one in every five people are unemployed. this also does not factor in that there are droves of unemployed people decamping to the city from the east coast and other areas.

now, i’m no demographer and i certainly don’t claim that any of my estimates are based on anything more than my cynical view of reality and my continuing belief that we’re in, or about to be in, a depression (hey, paul krugman said it, not me). but i don’t trust this 8% unemployment BS one bit, especially considering that among my acquaintances, the chances of them being unemployed seem to be 1 in 2, or perhaps even 2 in 3. anyway, i like me a good, clear graphical representation of facts, and this here screenshot is yet another reason to try austin instead.

ps: more food for thought from the christian science monitor: “While the economy added 115,000 net jobs in April, some 350,000 Americans gave up looking for work. That has the effect of reducing the unemployment rate because, by the federal government’s calculation, those people no longer count as part of the labor force. As a result, the share of Americans who are part of the labor force – either working or actively looking for work – has reached a 30-year low.” womp-womp.

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portland, oregon: america’s unhappiest city.

hey, i didn’t say it, business week did.

apparently, the “depression rate” is calculated based on antidepressant sales. i can’t say i’m shocked that people are scarfing down the happy pills here. between the weather, the drowning-in-the-toilet economy, and the amount of douchebags from the east coast, there’s not a lot to discourage a person from making a final visit to one of the many tempting bridges in town.

those are my three key complaints, anyway – especially the weather. now, feel free to tell me i should’ve known what i was getting into on that front. no one who knows anything about and/or has spent any time in the pacific northwest is gonna try to get you to believe it’s dry up here. but i looked at all the climate graphs and related wiki articles and all that shit before we moved, and everything i saw indicated that the average total yearly precipitation of portland is comparable to the eastern cities i’ve lived in. this was (and continues to be) true. but the difference that gets swept under the rug – contributing in no small part, i imagine, to people getting duped into moving here – is how often it rains.

in the east and other temperate, forested parts of the country, the rain is sudden and powerful and it doesn’t stick around long. the significant snowfall accumulations contribute to total precipitation amounts as well, and i think even us native upstate new yorkers can agree that even in the moldering dead of our mega-winters, it doesn’t snow every day all day for weeks at a time. instead, we get one or two big blizzards that last for a day and dick up the roads for a few days after. in portland, from what i’ve observed, it rains five or six (or seven) days a week. every week. it doesn’t last all day, and it’s not a torrential downpour, but it’s enough to significantly dampen just about everything you do, especially if you’re unlucky enough to not have a car.

i really cannot over-exaggerate this. i started keeping a count of sunny days. as those are effectively mythical during this time of year, i expanded my count to include the dry-but-overcast days. there were five completely dry days between mid-january, february, march, and the first week of april. as a person who is dependent on biking and walking for transportation, believe me, i kept a careful count.

if you yourself happen to give a fuck about the ability to simultaneously be dry and outdoors, and you think portland’s weather sounds appealing compared to a snowy winter, allow me to direct you to the straight talk express. don’t be taken in by the bullshit average highs you see on weather.com. the only reason why the graph doesn’t say it’s 45-55 year-round except in the two-month-long summer is because every three weeks or so, there’s a day or two of freakish, unseasonably warm weather. below, we have a chart of april’s observed daily temperatures:

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OF COURSE the declared average high temperature for april is going to be skewed and completely not indicative of reality when it’s in the mid-50s every day except for that one record-high-breaking weekend. it’s like the slacker who bombs every test in class except for the one or two he bothers to study for, and those stray As salvage his grade.

i guess for some portlanders, these sunny oases do the same; the tiny spatters of nice weather keep them from plunging headlong into the willamette. as i promised yesterday, i’m not about to shit on everything, and even i can admit that when it’s warm here, it’s stunning: minimally humid and pleasantly breezy, with plenty of shade around to boot. but is one weekend a month enough to get by on until the fabled first-week-of-july onset of portland’s brief summer? not for me. i’d rather shovel snow until april fool’s day than slog through nine and a half months of guaranteed constant rain.

well, i’d really rather do neither. so, i’ll see you in three months to the day, austin.

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sxsw day 2: friday, march 18th

continued from yesterday.

we wake up in various states of disrepair when the housekeeper comes by, sometime around 9:30am. this is a good thing as there’s lots we want to see today and it’s always best to storm 6th street as early as possible. we grab some street eats and head into emo’s for the windish agency’s showcase, starring cults, foster the people, and twin shadow; we’re there a little bit for the first and majorly for the last. all bands put in a fabulous showing, none finer than twin shadow; george and the boys (and girl) brought it and kept us all moving despite the heat; as usual, the fantastic single that garnered this band its buzz, “slow,” was transformed into a rip-roaring post-punk jaunt through nostalgialand; on all of the other songs, the band’s trademark dreamy catchiness was represented through and through. “at my heels” is still stuck in my head.

after chatting and posing for photos with george – our former fellow bostonian – we tried to find something else to do downtown that was free and worthwhile, but got frustrated and wound up going back to the car to drive out to our first austin show, on the east edge of town. sitting and drinking free beers in the shady backyard of our hosts’ house was a lovely reprieve from the sweat-drenched mercilessness of the sxsw main drag. before long, it was our turn to play and we did so, enjoying every wavy minute of our outdoor reverberations. little did we know that we were about to be succeeded by two incredible new york bands, the rex complex and railbird. furthermore, little did we know that those bands’ mutual friends phantogram were going to show up!! but that all happened. two charged, spot-on performances, oodles of wondrous networking, and the post-sunset pleasantness made it one of the greatest nights of the trip…

but the night was not over. not even close. we decided to go back downtown to take a shot at getting into the gorilla vs. bear/mexican summer showcase at klub krucial. some seriously world-class schmoozing got us inside, and boy am i ever glad it did. toro y moi were onstage as we clawed our way in through the sweat-soaked crowd of steadfast dancers – the air conditioning was presumably broken, and it was packed wall-to-wall for chaz & co. we made our way to the second floor after grabbing some drinks and snagged a phenomenal spot on the balcony, front and center (and with chairs!). unfortunately, toro was just about done by the time we arrived, so we only heard a track or two more from underneath the pine before they bounced.

tamaryn, a band i’ve listened to for a few months but never really fell in love with, came on next. their stage presence was a little questionable – i couldn’t help feeling like it was all business to them and not pleasurable in the least, but i guess that’s their aesthetic – but they sounded incredible. their visual display was an excellent sensory corollary to the music – undulating waves, underwater shots of elaborate coral reefs, windswept deserts, close-up time lapses of the natural world, etc. the sounds were lulling and chilling. i find it interesting that this “indie band” fits much more closely in with the goth scene. they’ve far more in common with bands like autumn, claire voyant, and faith & the muse than they do with the other ’80s throwbacks of gorilla vs. bear-stemmed fame. tamaryn herself acted the bit to a T – black hair in the face, anguished stares into the crowd, not a single smile or a word in the mic aside from her lyrics. anyway, me gusta. i’m ready to give these dudes another chance at a place in my heart.

speaking of dudes that’ve got a place in my heart: ford & lopatin stepped on next, prefuse 73 in tow. though their pitchfork tent set was great, especially considering the circumstances, i am so glad i was able to see them at klub krucial as well. this was a perfect environment for what they do: hot music in a hot club. their sci-fi-day-glo throwback clusterfuck mashups sound like aural gold when blasted through an enormous soundsystem (i’ve been listening to their tracks on soundcloud, and even via my audiophile sound card, it’s not nearly the same effect). tired as i was by this point, i couldn’t stop myself from shaking my beleaguered ass to their maddeningly catchy beats.

the icing on the awesomecake was, yet again, the visuals, but this time it was all brought to the next level. three projectors this time: one screen in the middle and two mirror-images flanking it, all however many dozens of feet high. kaleidoscopic eye candy barraged us from all angles: resort scenes, picturesque landscapes and beneath-the-sea shots, a rainbow of human behavior and environmental interaction and life, and a spectrum of shades and hues that would more than justify the implementation of a dodecadecimal color system. the sensory barrage in that room was almost unbearable. it was overwhelming, but in such a beautiful, almost comforting way, like waves wrapping themselves around you when you first enter the mighty ocean. it was over way too soon. it was over before it even seemed to really start.

after watching the stomach-churningly awful nite jewel (moar like nite TOOL, amirite?) my group and i recollected the blown bits of our brains and hit the street again for some fun drunk-people people-watching before making our way back to the hotel. we hit the hay right away, not wanting to be zombies for our two saturday shows – which i will let y’all know about in the next post of this exciting tongs miniseries!

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